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It's getting late on Sunday morning
I get up and see
Silly TV talking by itself in the living room
I slept on the sofa again
and don't remember the ending of
the late night movie
And my old lady she don't care
as I look for food in the fridge
Well, this is life
Well, this is my life
Well, this is life
To plan a weekend without you
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IT IS I. THE CADBURY CHOCOLATE MONSTER, BEETCHEZ.
disclaimer: I am
so not friggin responsible for any nosebleeds and/or eyesores caused by my innocent
blabberjabberings. And I don't own some of the pics or such posted here (duuuuuurhh). Now, LET'S DANCE BABY. lolwut btw, me tumblr's
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Saturday, 19 December 2009, 01:12
Remind me to do this next year.
1. Buy a box of TicTacs. Put them all in a pill bottle so that no one will ask for some. Then, in the midst of people, chug in 20 TicTacs at once. Make them think you've got issues. Get sympathy.
2. Super glue a coin on the floor at school and watch people trying to prize it out.
3. Buy 100 tiny toy zombies and place them around the school and watch as your little zombie army 'spreads the plague'.
4. Scrawl 'I'm Bored!' on your desk at the Science lab. The next time you get to that desk, you'll find 'me 2! me 3! me 4!' all the way to 'me 3923758'.
5. Start calling croutons 'bread nuggets'.
6. Buy raspberries, wash them. The center fills up with water. Drink for 20 minutes.
7. In class, dip you eraser in a puddle of water. Write "Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle". When the writing disappears, write again. Repeat this process for the rest of the class.
8. If you ever become a teacher and the class won't shut up, pull out the NERF gun.
{Will add more, beeeetches}
inspired by MLIA.Labels: bored, crazy, epic, MLIA, OMGJOY