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It's getting late on Sunday morning
I get up and see
Silly TV talking by itself in the living room
I slept on the sofa again
and don't remember the ending of
the late night movie
And my old lady she don't care
as I look for food in the fridge
Well, this is life
Well, this is my life
Well, this is life
To plan a weekend without you
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IT IS I. THE CADBURY CHOCOLATE MONSTER, BEETCHEZ.
disclaimer: I am
so not friggin responsible for any nosebleeds and/or eyesores caused by my innocent
blabberjabberings. And I don't own some of the pics or such posted here (duuuuuurhh). Now, LET'S DANCE BABY. lolwut btw, me tumblr's
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Friday, 7 August 2009, 22:04
I hugged a Mexican because I have AMAZING boobs. WTF.
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - i robbed
3 (Mar) - I banged
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - i ran naked with
6 (June) - I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I jumped
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I smoked with
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I hugged
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 - a hot guy
06 - a teletubby
07 - a Mexican
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 -a condom
15 - an easter egg
16 - a snowman
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - chris brown
20 - my 'boo'
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - the one that i love
24 - yo momma
25 - My Boyfriend
26 - a pimp
27 - Paris Hilton
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - Barney the Dinosaur!
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
none - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
Purple- because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
other - because im good in bedLabels: survey
